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darkly-stark:

cherry-sailor:

gemini-sonic:

yolucas:

SERIOUS TALK: 
Okay idk if you guys have heard about this yet so I’m going to inform you about what’s going on because it’s really serious and I think everyone needs to know about this. So basically there are some sick fucking people now who have started taping and gluing razor blades around children’s parks (and on the handles of gas pumps) and placing them strategically so children get hurt. They tape them to the handles of monkey bars (so the children’s hands get sliced open), they tape them inside of slides (i think you can imagine what will happen there) and just everywhere around the playgrounds with a sick intention of hurting young kids. I know this has literally nothing to do with my blog but I take my younger cousin to the park almost every day in the summer, and I can’t imagine what I’d do if he went down a slide rigged with razor blades. So pleaspleaseplease reblog this, I think people need to see it so they can be more careful, I don’t want little kids possibly seriously hurting themselves.

Spreading this like wildfire!

I normally don’t reblog stuff like this, but I’ve got three little brother I’ve got to look out for.

Snopes confirms this as true, guys, be careful! 

darkly-stark:

cherry-sailor:

gemini-sonic:

yolucas:

SERIOUS TALK: 

Okay idk if you guys have heard about this yet so I’m going to inform you about what’s going on because it’s really serious and I think everyone needs to know about this. So basically there are some sick fucking people now who have started taping and gluing razor blades around children’s parks (and on the handles of gas pumps) and placing them strategically so children get hurt. They tape them to the handles of monkey bars (so the children’s hands get sliced open), they tape them inside of slides (i think you can imagine what will happen there) and just everywhere around the playgrounds with a sick intention of hurting young kids. I know this has literally nothing to do with my blog but I take my younger cousin to the park almost every day in the summer, and I can’t imagine what I’d do if he went down a slide rigged with razor blades. So pleaspleaseplease reblog this, I think people need to see it so they can be more careful, I don’t want little kids possibly seriously hurting themselves.

Spreading this like wildfire!

I normally don’t reblog stuff like this, but I’ve got three little brother I’ve got to look out for.

Snopes confirms this as true, guys, be careful! 

thatstupiddingo:

Let’s Get down to Business, to outbid, the Huns! (HAH!)Here I have some figures, and some facts and sums.
It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever boughtbut if you bet on this one tooMister I’ll Make you a buckor two.
Vicious is the Market, But you’ll make it in.Once you find your profit,The cash, you’ll be rolling in.But your stock is a cheap pathetic lotAnd you haven’t got a clueSomehow I’ll exceed budgetBy Noon!
I’m never gonna get this backSay good bye to my salary Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATSThis guy’s got them scared to deathHope he doesn’t see my assets Now I really wish I knew how to add!
(Business man!)We must be swift as the stock exchanges(Business man!)With all the force of a great tycoon (Business man!)With all the strength of a thriving marketMysterious as the Romney’s revenues!
Time is racing towards us, profit’s on declineInvest your money wisely, and you might, surviveyou’re not suited for the stock exchangeSo pack up, this lot, its throughHow could I make a buckfor you.
(Business man!)We must be swift as the stock exchanges(Business man!)With all the force of a great tycoon (Business man!)With all the strength of a thriving marketMysterious as the Romney’s revenues!
(Business man!)We must be swift as the stock exchanges(Business man!)With all the force of a great tycoon (Business man!)With all the strength of a thriving marketMysterious as the Romney’s revenues!
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Credit also goes to the following people for verses that arent my own, lightspeedsoundavante-gardeiansquigglydiggnotasamalandernoxtheox
Everything in italics is my addition to the chain

thatstupiddingo:

Let’s Get down to Business, 
to outbid, the Huns! (HAH!)
Here I have some figures, 
and some facts and sums.

It’s the saddest lot you’ve ever bought
but if you bet on this one too
Mister I’ll Make you a buck
or two.

Vicious is the Market, But you’ll make it in.
Once you find your profit,
The cash, you’ll be rolling in.
But your stock is a cheap pathetic lot
And you haven’t got a clue
Somehow I’ll exceed budget
By Noon!

I’m never gonna get this back
Say good bye to my salary 
Boy was I fool in school for cutting STATS
This guy’s got them scared to death
Hope he doesn’t see my assets 
Now I really wish I knew how to add!

(Business man!)
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
(Business man!)
With all the force of a great tycoon 
(Business man!)
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!

Time is racing towards us, profit’s on decline
Invest your money wisely, and you might, survive
you’re not suited for the stock exchange
So pack up, this lot, its through
How could I make a buck
for you.

(Business man!)
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
(Business man!)
With all the force of a great tycoon 
(Business man!)
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!

(Business man!)
We must be swift as the stock exchanges
(Business man!)
With all the force of a great tycoon 
(Business man!)
With all the strength of a thriving market
Mysterious as the Romney’s revenues!

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Credit also goes to the following people for verses that arent my own, lightspeedsound
avante-gardeian
squigglydigg
notasamalander
noxtheox

Everything in italics is my addition to the chain

awwww-cute:

Here we observe the feline displaying a rare, tender moment of appreciation for its slave

awwww-cute:

Here we observe the feline displaying a rare, tender moment of appreciation for its slave

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

mobychick:

nap time! 

mobychick:

nap time! 

relahvant:

wewewe-soexcited:

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

this post basically shows that if you don’t like dogs you’re wrong

Anonymous asked: At what age did you lose your virginity?

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

gendoukeshi:

studio-ghibli-gifs:

studio ghibli + chores

xxtonibalonixx:

simple-giraffe:

dilemmagoldman:

221boners:

policebox05:

deathtasteslikechicken:

abs-gabs:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time?  Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

BLESS THIS POST

also filed under: reasons high schools copy homework and cheat

also the number of hours doing homework depends on if you have a learning disability/hard time focusing/etc.

I’m just saying, but never underestimate how lazy honors students are. we will find a way to fucking cheat, even if you think you have given us no way. we will find a fucking way to cheat

I can attest to the that^^^